Category: advice
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Set the Bar Low (from the Momplex Blog archives)
Are you with child? Recently squeezed one out? Today’s message was written just for you. Essentially, it comes from some future version of you, one that (obviously) you haven’t yet met or even imagined. It’s not the version of you that’s been madly tearing through What to Expect… books. It’s not the you who is working your boobs…
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Psychobabble (from the Momplex Blog archives)
This won’t be pretty. There will be blood, lots of it. Your hair is going to fall out in big clumps in the drain. You might become chronically anemic. It will be expensive, of course. And you’ll never sleep well again. Get yourself a good chiropractor and therapist. Vomiting is a given. So is diarrhea.…
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