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Life2023-02-28T06:11:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2010/06/13/our-first-official-day-of-summer-break/2023-02-28T06:11:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2010/06/19/songs-for-sale/2023-02-28T06:11:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2010/08/23/have-we-met/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/augsep09084.jpgHave We Met?2023-02-28T06:10:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2010/09/18/piss-and-cheerios/2023-02-28T06:09:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2011/08/06/celebrity-cribs-the-momplex-estate/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/momplex-cribs.jpgMomplex CRIBS2023-02-28T06:07:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2012/09/21/mother-sister-daughter-pornographer/2023-02-28T06:07:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2012/12/11/set-the-bar-low/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dinocake.jpgdinocake2023-02-28T06:06:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2012/12/14/12142012/2023-02-28T06:06:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2012/12/20/holiday-hobnobbing-with-people-who-dont-wear-pants/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/2012-12-08-09-49-33.jpg2012-12-08 09.49.33https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/2012-12-14-12-35-23.jpg2012-12-14 12.35.23Shut up, Barefoot Contessa. He's got this one.2023-02-28T06:05:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2012/12/23/what-turns-you-on/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/220px-lady_on_the_bus_filmposter.jpg220px-Lady_on_the_Bus_FilmPosterKlassy...and so literal.2023-02-28T06:05:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/01/03/hey-those-are-my-pants-the-shame-of-hand-me-downs/2023-02-28T06:04:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/01/06/why-our-redshirting-is-none-of-your-beeswax/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_20130106_120544_8142.jpgIMG_20130106_120544_814Does this shirt belong to you?2023-02-28T06:03:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/01/25/forts/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_20130125_102631_819.jpgIMG_20130125_102631_819https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_20130119_195139_083.jpgIMG_20130119_195139_083https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_20130120_162135_754.jpgIMG_20130120_162135_754https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_20130125_101552_353.jpgIMG_20130125_101552_3532023-02-28T06:02:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/01/30/5-soft-milestones-of-childhood/2023-02-28T06:02:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/02/06/looking-back-colic-sleep-deprivation-and-the-dangers-of-dogma/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/colic1.jpgcolicNot happy...not a one of ushttps://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/after1-e1360181848927.jpgafterhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/colic.jpgcolicBefore (how we all felt)2023-02-28T06:02:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/02/13/whack-a-mole-parenting-in-an-intrusiveworld/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bmialter.jpgBMIalterThank God SOMEBODY'S looking out for my kid.https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_20130212_202329_983.jpgIMG_20130212_202329_983Exclamation Point!!!!2023-02-28T06:01:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/02/21/rose-colored-glasses-on-a-someday-badass-so-you-think-you-want-to-be-a-mom/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/possiblejobs.jpgpossiblejobs2023-02-28T06:00:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/02/28/10-reasons-the-elderly-are-not-like-little-kids/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/121122_0024.jpg121122_00242023-02-28T06:00:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/03/06/how-parenthood-and-a-new-heart-taught-me-to-appreciate-my-dad/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2011-04-18-18-07-27.jpgSAMSUNG2023-02-28T05:59:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/03/20/move-over-brownies-i-got-mom-flair/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/momscout-vest.jpgMomscout vesthttps://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_20130320_104923_966.jpgIMG_20130320_104923_9662023-02-28T05:59:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/03/13/hello-tweendom-is-that-you/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2012-12-11-22-19-11.jpg2012-12-11 22.19.112023-02-28T05:59:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/04/11/welcome-to-our-house-of-filth/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130410_212147_411.jpgIMG_20130410_212147_411Did you just say, "Oh, that's not that bad"? Are you insane? Look closer.https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130410_212129_759.jpgIMG_20130410_212129_759Secret mommy weapon: closing the door. Bam!https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130410_212140_321.jpgIMG_20130410_212140_321My piece de resistance, even on a "clean house" night like tonighthttps://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130410_212233_575.jpgIMG_20130410_212233_575Also from tonight's "clean house." I was feeling all proud that I made my son pick up his mile-long strip of wasted toilet paper and fold it onto the back of the toilet. Didn't realize until taking pics for this blog that there was a TURD in that toilet. Yay, clean!https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130410_212326_978.jpgIMG_20130410_212326_978My "clean house" tonight. Just one pair of used undies on the bathroom floor. Yay! Let's eat in here!https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130410_212107_625.jpgIMG_20130410_212107_625Look closer. There is a used Band-Aid on a Wal-Mart toy on the floor in this scene. This is what I see when guests are coming. I am a pig.https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130410_212051_595.jpgIMG_20130410_212051_595How I see my living room when no guests are imminenthttps://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130410_213640_777.jpgIMG_20130410_213640_7772023-02-28T05:57:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/04/26/in-praise-of-little-boys/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_20130209_151647_583.jpgIMG_20130209_151647_5832023-02-28T05:56:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/05/03/brave-new-people-raising-courageous-kids/2023-02-28T05:56:13+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/05/30/i-am-not-a-search-engine-but-i-let-my-kids-think-i-am/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dscf0139.jpgThe bloody show2023-02-28T05:55:46+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/06/11/second-born/2023-02-28T05:55:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/11/07/not-as-old-as-my-caftan-implies/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tatt.jpgtatthttps://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/earrings1.jpgearringshttps://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/earrings.jpgearrings2023-02-28T05:54:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2013/12/05/best-job-ever/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_20130915_125613_262-2.jpgIMG_20130915_125613_262 (2)2023-02-28T05:53:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2014/01/09/see-that-mountain-redefining-glory-days/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/headstone.jpgTruthMy husband and I used to be cemetery fanatics. This one, from Savanna, was always one of my favorites. It was next to the husband's headstone, which was about 10 feet high and inscribed with ever freaking thing he'd ever done or joined. Go ahead. Click on it. Behold the last line of the epitaph. That's what I call honest. Makes her husband look like a narcissistic wiener. 2023-02-28T05:52:33+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2014/01/17/harder-than-you-think-why-parents-cant-shield-their-kids-from-adult-material/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/blogimage.jpgblogimage2023-02-28T05:52:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thesecondmagpie.com/2014/01/24/3120/https://thesecondmagpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/superman-fortress.jpgsuperman fortressWait, I think I'm overstating the awesomeness of what we created. 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